but Mr. T's gold chains deflects the bullet!
Uh oh! He's got Mr. T mad now,
but John Wilkes Booth is no slouch himself!
He grapples with the T, giving him a run for his money!
So, children. What did we learn today?
1. Seceding from the Union is a bad idea!
2. Slavery is downright wrong!
3. Mr. T's van is helluva fast!
4. Don't nobody mess with the T's chains!
5. And last, but not least...
NOBODY, BUT NOBODY IS TOUGHER THAN THE T!!!
