Mr. T, naturally, is deeply moved by the words
of our nation's greatest president.

Being a man of great wisdom,
Abraham Lincoln knows exactly how to motivate the T!

Meanwhile, in the Confederate capital of Richmond:

Uh oh! Big mistake!
Don't nobody mess with the T's chains!

Meanwhile, Confederate General Robert E. Lee has just learned
who his new arch nemisis is.

NEXT PAGE, FOOL!