But first, he must get through Gettysburg,
where General Lee and his army of Northern Virginia await!
Mr. T unloads the Army of the Potomac to engage
in mortal combat with Confederate troops.
Then, with his typical brass, he plows his way through Pickett's Charge!
After single-handedly flattening Picket's Charge,
Mr. T proceeds to open up a can of whoop-ass on General Lee!
One second later, General Robert E. Lee becomes the first man in orbit,
compliments of the T!