At his country's call, Mr. T loads the Army of the Potomac into his 1982 customized GMC van and blasts off towards Virginia to take Richmond and kick Jefferson Davis in the bud!

But first, he must get through Gettysburg,
where General Lee and his army of Northern Virginia await!

Mr. T unloads the Army of the Potomac to engage
in mortal combat with Confederate troops.
Then, with his typical brass, he plows his way through Pickett's Charge!

After single-handedly flattening Picket's Charge,
Mr. T proceeds to open up a can of whoop-ass on General Lee!

One second later, General Robert E. Lee becomes the first man in orbit,
compliments of the T!

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